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quarkylass) wrote2012-12-23 08:46 pm
quarkylass) wrote2012-12-23 08:46 pm
Entry tags:
Memory 04 / Trivial Negative
Memory; Grandpa has dumb stuff and trolls are dumb too.
Gained; Day 19, Cinderella Zombie-Fighting Clusterfuck.
Form Of; An envelope.
What It Is; Here to here | Here to Here
Jade transportalizes into the GRAND FOYER, which is filled with her Grandpa's dumb hunting trophies. She keeps going down stairs and finds a room full of VALIANT KNIGHTS which she thinks are pretty cool (she guesses :/), DECREPIT MUMMIES (god they're awful), and finally his BLUE LADIES which Jade aspires to be kind of like, at least for her Grandpa's sake. He always encouraged her to be as beautiful as the blue ladies! At the bottom floor there's an unspeakably hideous creature blocking the transportalizer that Jade detests.
Jade gets pestered by someone even when she's logged off, and it turns out to be carcinoGeneticist, an awful troll. She calls him a jerk and blocks him (again!!!) before moving on. In the GRAND FOYER she runs into a stupid globe, and then pulls out her rifle because Grandpa will surely give her hell if she does not have it on her person.
tl;dr she then has a loving fight with her Grandpa over how big her rifle is and ventures out of the house. He was so much easier to deal with when he was alive.
Effects;
• Jade now knows that she uses rifles! Real ones, not fake ones.
• Her Grandpa is dead...? But still crazy. Somehow this is completely normal to her.
• She fights with him even though he's dead; obviously she knew him when he was alive because of her comments but what does that even mean?
• THAT TROLL IS DUMB AND ANGRY AND SHE HOPES HE NEVER SHOWS UP HERE.
+ 100 desire to be armed immediately
+ 20 desire to figure out why her Grandpa is the way he is and what happened to him.
Gained; Day 19, Cinderella Zombie-Fighting Clusterfuck.
Form Of; An envelope.
What It Is; Here to here | Here to Here
Jade transportalizes into the GRAND FOYER, which is filled with her Grandpa's dumb hunting trophies. She keeps going down stairs and finds a room full of VALIANT KNIGHTS which she thinks are pretty cool (she guesses :/), DECREPIT MUMMIES (god they're awful), and finally his BLUE LADIES which Jade aspires to be kind of like, at least for her Grandpa's sake. He always encouraged her to be as beautiful as the blue ladies! At the bottom floor there's an unspeakably hideous creature blocking the transportalizer that Jade detests.
Jade gets pestered by someone even when she's logged off, and it turns out to be carcinoGeneticist, an awful troll. She calls him a jerk and blocks him (again!!!) before moving on. In the GRAND FOYER she runs into a stupid globe, and then pulls out her rifle because Grandpa will surely give her hell if she does not have it on her person.
tl;dr she then has a loving fight with her Grandpa over how big her rifle is and ventures out of the house. He was so much easier to deal with when he was alive.
Effects;
• Jade now knows that she uses rifles! Real ones, not fake ones.
• Her Grandpa is dead...? But still crazy. Somehow this is completely normal to her.
• She fights with him even though he's dead; obviously she knew him when he was alive because of her comments but what does that even mean?
• THAT TROLL IS DUMB AND ANGRY AND SHE HOPES HE NEVER SHOWS UP HERE.
+ 100 desire to be armed immediately
+ 20 desire to figure out why her Grandpa is the way he is and what happened to him.