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Jade Harley ([personal profile] quarkylass) wrote2013-01-12 01:09 am

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Memory 05 / Neutral Positive
Shades for everybody, Dave's a smooth server! B) B)

The Frayed, Day 24. Saffron-colored cloth doll. Rip the head off; one use.


Pages --004948 to --004957, Pesterlog.
Back to the Grand Foyer with Jade! Except now Bec is a sprite, she's in the game, and all the stuff in the Foyer is completely gone! She has no idea why, and asks out loud, but gets no response. Her atrium windows are now all shattered, and there's snow everywhere...but her lunchtop is safe, thank goodness. She opens it to find Dave's been pestering her.

They talk about him seeing her shooting at imps, how snow is totally better than lava, and also how her home is completely destroyed.

GG: you cant play in lava, its no fun
GG: you can only die in lava
TG: snows a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit
TG: like old man winter spread around his nasty mayonnaise and turned the landscape into his personal asshole sandwich
GG: eww dave no
TG: when i look around all i see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build
GG: no this is so lame
GG: i am hearing an insane and stupid guy say stupid idiot things while wearing dumb sunglasses for lame morons!
TG: whoa jade with the fucking haymaker
TG: i need to go look for my teeth on the canvas as soon as shit stops spinning and there stops being like ten of you
GG: heheheh
GG: why dont we play in the snow later
GG: as soon as you get some....................................
TG: time
GG: ..............................
TG: time
GG: ...................
TG: time then shades
GG: ..........
TG: time
GG: ...............
TG: time/shades lets go
GG: .......
GG: ....
GG: ...
TG: oh my fucking god
GG: ..
GG: .
GG: time 8)

Unfortunately, John has gone AWOL on his server duties. So future Dave volunteers to take over for him now that Jade is properly in the medium and the game doesn't care any more.

GG: so you will be the server for BOTH us ladies???
GG: you just keep getting smoother, i cant handle all this smoothness

Dave copies his game disks, gets everything ready and then gives Jade an upgraded alchemizer, which she then stands on and claps on because yaaaaay shades for everybody! Christmas is now! Only the fourth wall tells her to wait so she can't just yet. :'| And that's where the memory ends.

Effects:
• Wow I was definitely getting sassy with Dave
• She now knows what the alchemizer does! This is good, she can make things for the team!
• Mostly just getting sassy with Dave is the whole point of this, also that John is her friend and he goes AWOL and Rose "checks out" whatever that means. Those are friends she has! Also that Dave is dependable and trustworthy and she would follow his directions almost all the time.
• Which means that Copper Rose will probably get added to the DO NOT BUS list because Dave is now a Best Bud.
• Because Saffron needed more of those. :'|